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Bad Hockey Media presents.. NHL 12

The sequel to one of the greatest games of all time (NHL 94), has returned! This time with legends! For the first time since retirement, you can play as such greats as Wayne Gretzky, Jeremy Roenick, Patrick Waaaaahhhh, Chris Chelios and Mario Lemieux. Play as them in the all-new Be A Legend mode, (which is Be A Pro mode, but rather than use a created player, you use a legend) and they can be placed in any team you wish. Have you ever wanted Super Mario as a Chicago Blackhawk? Or Gordie Howe scoring goals for the Toronto Maple Leafs? Or Gretzky back playing for the Oilers? All this can happen. However, don’t play as Roenick, and send him to the Dallas Stars to play. After just four games of the regular season, JR had 11 points (7 goals, 4 assists), and 25 PIM (mostly due to a game-misconduct I received five minutes into one game), and yet this was more than enough reason for the Stars management to send him down to the second line, because I wasn’t good enough. I knew the Stars hated star centres in the past (see Richards, Brad), but this is ridiculous.

However, with that saying, there isn’t really much wrong with this game. The gameplay is more refined, so it plays like a real hockey game. Players now jostle in front of the net for that tap-in or vital block. Goalies can now fight, be it Goalie on Goalie, or Goalie vs Skater. The Winter Classic is modelled to look just like the real thing. The commentary is still the same however, with Gary Thorne (who can also be heard on MLB 2K11), and Bill Clement, saying the same old things they used to, with a few minor differences. The arenas still don’t really feel like the actual arenas. I know it says that the Stars play at the American Airlines Center, and that the Buffalo Sabres play out of the Brett Hull Memorial Arena, but it just doesn’t feel like the arenas. The music played before, during and after the game isn’t the same as that played in real-life. They made an effort to fix this stuff for Madden 12 (even though that sucked), why couldn’t they do it for NHL 12?

The controls are similar to NHL 11, so fans of previous incarnations will find it easy to play. However, the CPU has been amped up a little, so you’ll find it a little harder to smash teams 10-0. The same leagues from NHL 11 are still in the game, and the national teams still aren’t licensed, which is a shame, because it would be fun playing in the KHL (which is Russia’s #1 Hockey League), especially considering the tragicness of the plane crash that killed pretty much the entire team of Lokomotiv Yaroslavl, which included former NHL stars Pavol Demitra, Ruslan Salei and Karlis Skrastins. It would be a good way to honour that side, by being able to play as them in the game, maybe EA will add that side in, as a bonus for NHL 13, as a memorial.

The graphics improve each year, with the legends looking like their real-life prime counterparts. The breaking of the glass is a nice new feature, in which you can now break the glass, with the opponent’s head. The gameplay is as slick as an ice-hockey game can get, it’s seamless regardless of which mode you play. The lifespan is long, with Be A GM, Be A Pro, Be A Legend, Hockey Ultimate Team (which is my favourite mode, where else can I have a second line of Derek Roy, Joe Thornton and Paul Stastny), plus the EA Sports Hockey League returns for those fans of playing online.

Even if you own NHL 11, buy this game. It may not be the game NHL 11 was, but it’s the closest thing you’re gonna get to it.

General

Bored Hockey Fan Fantasy League – Week Nine

Just two more weeks to go until he enter the playoffs. Is every team still a chance of making them? Are their any teams that have already booked their spots?

The results of all Week Nine matchups are in!

FistCity CaPs kept their playoff hopes alive, with a 7-5-1 victory over Hamilton Tigers.

GreatNessPerSonified greatly inproved their chances of playoff action, smashing Powers Rangers 9-1-2.

Legs maintained top spot, as well as confirming playoff action, in their 7-4-2 win over St. Mucus Ooze.

In the matchup of the week, It’s The Flying V! also confirmed their entry into the playoffs, narrowly beating Quebec Nordiques 7-6-0.

DarkSideOfTheMoen continued their strong run, easily taking care of @GoftheInternet by a score of 9-2-2.

STANDINGS AFTER WEEK NINE:

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Last Week Waiver Moves
*1. Legs 73-32-12 .675 158 7-4-2 1 1
*2. It’s the Flying V! 71-32-14 .667 156 7-6-0 3 1
3. Quebec Nordiques 57-43-17 .560 131 6-7-0 9 12
4. DarkSideOfTheMoen 56-43-18 .556 130 9-2-2 6 95
5. @GoftheInternet 49-53-15 .483 113 2-9-2 10 15
6. GreatNessPerSonified 42-56-19 .440 103 9-1-3 5
7. Powers Rangers 41-60-16 .419 98 1-9-3 4 2
8. St. Mucus Ooze 38-58-21 .415 97 4-7-2 7 3
9. Hamilton Tigers 39-61-17 .406 95 5-7-1 8 22
10. FistCity CaPs 37-65-15 .380 89 7-5-1 2

 

THIS WEEK’S MATCHUPS:

(number denotes position in standings)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK:

7- Powers Rangers vs. 3- Quebec Nordiques

REST OF THIS WEEK’S MATCHUPS:

6- GreatNessPerSonified vs. 1- Legs
2- It’s The Flying V! vs. 10- FistCityCaPs
4- DarkSideOfTheMoen vs. 8- St. Mucus Ooze
5- @GoftheInternet vs. 9- Hamilton Tigers

The UHF Tournament

The Ultimate Hockey Fighter Tournament – Second Round

16 eliminated. 16 remain. Who advances on? That’s entirely up to you!

Last week, Rob Ray played to his favourtism, ousting Dave ‘Tiger’ Williams.

This week, a team-mate of Rob Ray faces the lone European.

Andrew Peters
LW CAN
Buffalo Sabres, New Jersey Devils
6’4″ 240 lbs
1×20 NHL Fights in a season
2×15 NHL Fights in a season
106 NHL Fights 15.1 FPY

Krzysztof Oliwa
LW POL
New Jersey Devils, Columbus Blue Jackets, Pittsburgh Penguins, New York Rangers, Boston Bruins, Calgary Flames, New Jersey Devils
6’5″ 240 lbs
3×20 NHL Fights in a season
6×15 NHL Fights in a season
178 NHL Fights 20.5 FPY

Why you should vote for Andrew Peters:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usHxrZYGma8[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsNquvLkF9Q[/youtube]

Why you should vote for Krzysztof Oliwa:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCRLGSwMh_g[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnQ53YlmQYQ[/youtube]

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New Jersey Devils

Martin Brodeur scores 3rd career goal

GIF by G

Only twelve times prior to this evening in the long, illustrious history of the National Hockey League has a goaltender been credited with a goal.  Ron Hextall and Martin Brodeur were the only goaltenders with multiple goals through their career, tied at two each.  The thirteenth goalie goal in NHL history has broken the tie – Martin Brodeur stands alone as the only goaltender to score three goals in his career.  What’s more, the goal this evening was a Power Play Goal.

The Hurricane’s Patrick Dwyer was hooked as he was heading in to the New Jersey zone, and on the delayed call, Carolina goaltender Dan Ellis headed toward the bench in favor of an extra skater.  As he was skating off, Jordan Staal attempted to pass the puck to defenseman Tim Gleason, who missed the pass, which then careened off of the boards and into the empty Carolina net.  Having been the last Devil to touch the puck, the goal was credited to Brodeur.

No, it’s certainly not often that you see a goalie credited with a goal in a game, but more often than not, it’s number 30 for the New Jersey Devils.  Congrats, Marty!

General

Bored Hockey Fan Fantasy League – Week Eight

Just three weeks remain in the regular season before playoffs. Who makes it in? Who misses out? The final weeks well tell us everything.

Here’s the results of all week eight matchups:

DarkSideOfTheMoen’s goaltending received all the starts, helping them score a victory over the FistCity CaPs 8-3-2.

@GoftheInternet lost a spot in the standings, but still managed to defeat St. Mucus Ooze 6-5-2.

Even with a +/- of minus 22 for the Gameweek, the Quebec Nordiques strolled home with a 8-2-3 win over the Hamilton Tigers.

GreatNessPerSonified didn’t meet the min. goalie starts for the week, and it hurt them, with It’s The Flying V! winning 10-1-2.

In the matchup of the week, Legs needed their Goaltenders to step up, narrowly beating Powers Rangers 8-5-2.

STANDINGS AFTER WEEK EIGHT:

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Last Week Waiver Moves
1. Legs 66-28-10 .683 142 8-5-0 1 1
2. It’s The Flying V! 64-26-14 .683 142 10-1-2 3 1
3. Quebec Nordiques 51-36-17 .572 119 8-2-3 10 12
4. DarkSideOfTheMoen 47-41-16 .529 110 8-3-2 7 86
5. @GoftheInternet 47-44-13 .514 107 6-5-2 4 14
6. Powers Rangers 40-51-13 .447 93 5-8-0 5 2
7. St. Mucus Ooze 34-51-19 .418 87 5-6-2 8 3
8. Hamilton Tigers 34-54-16 .404 84 2-8-3 9 22
9. GreatNessPerSonified 33-55-16 .394 82 1-10-2 6
10. FistCity CaPs 30-60-14 .356 74 3-8-2 2

 

THIS WEEK’S MATCHUPS:

(number denotes position in standings)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK:

2- It’s The Flying V! vs. 3- Quebec Nordiques

REST OF THIS WEEK’S MATCHUPS:

1- Legs vs. 7- St. Mucus Ooze
4- DarkSideOfTheMoen vs. 5- @GoftheInternet
8- Hamilton Tigers vs. 10- FistCity CaPs
6- Powers Rangers vs. 9- GreatNessPerSonified

 

The UHF Tournament

The Ultimate Hockey Fighter Tournament – Second Round

16 eliminated. 16 remain. Who advances on? That’s entirely up to you!

The second round begins with one of the favourites, against a five-team veteran.

TALE OF THE TAPE:

Rob Ray
LW Canada
Buffalo Sabres, Ottawa Senators
6′ 203 lbs
5×20 NHL Fights in a season
10×15 NHL Fights in a season
246 NHL Fights 16.4 FPY

Dave ‘Tiger’ Williams
C CAN
Toronto Maple Leafs, Vancouver Canucks, Detroit Red Wings, Los Angeles Kings, Hartford Whalers
5’11″ 190 lbs
5×20 NHL Fights in a season
8×15 NHL Fights in a season
246 NHL Fights 17.6 FPY

Why you should vote for Rob Ray:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaum8lLJuJU[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HD6wVBXmyOE[/youtube]

Why you should vote for Dave ‘Tiger’ Williams”

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wJlgCslqzM[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyd6JgvY-mg[/youtube]

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The UHF Tournament

The Ultimate Hockey Fighter Tournament – Second Round Draw

All first round matches have now been completed. The second round draw will be as follows:

Rob Ray vs. ‘Tiger’ Williams
Andrew Peters vs. Krzysztof Oliwa

Stu Grimson vs. (WC) Donald Brashear
(WC) Ian LaPerriere vs. Kelly Chase

Colton Orr vs. (WC) Matthew Barnaby
Bob Probert vs. (WC) Craig Berube

Peter Worrell vs. (WC) Joey Kocur
Mike Peluso vs. Tie Domi

The second round will begin this week.

General

Bored Hockey Fan Fantasy League – Week Seven

Welcome to the Bored Hockey Fan Fantasy League, brought to you by Yahoo! Sports.

Another week in fantasy, and another week closer to the playoffs. The playoffs start in less than a month, so the nitty gritty is here.

How did Week Seven affect our teams? Let’s find out in our quick recap of the week that was.

Good Goaltending saw the Hamilton Tigers defeat GreatNessPerSonified by a score of 7-5-1 in a tight contest.

Quebec Nordiques and DarkSideOfTheMoen couldn’t be split, as the week ended in a 5-5-3 draw.

St. Mucus Ooze and FistCity CaPs also ended in a 5-5-3 draw, in the closest gameweek we’ve seen.

In our matchup of the round, Legs scored the only decisive victory of the week, punishing @GoftheInternet 10-1-2.

Top of the table, It’s The Flying V!, couldn’t keep up it’s winning run, drawing with Powers Rangers 5-5-3.

STANDINGS AFTER WEEK SEVEN:

Rank Team W-L-T Pct Pts Last Week Waiver Moves
1. Legs 58-23-10 .692 126 10-1-2 1 1
2. It’s the Flying V! 54-25-12 .659 120 5-5-3 3 1
3. Quebec Nordiques 43-34-14 .549 100 5-5-3 10 10
4. @GoftheInternet 41-39-11 .511 93 1-10-2 4 11
5. DarkSideOfTheMoen 39-38-14 .505 92 5-5-3 7 79
6. Powers Rangers 35-43-13 .456 83 5-5-3 5 2
7. GreatNessPerSonified 32-45-14 .429 78 5-7-1 6
8. Hamilton Tigers 32-46-13 .423 77 7-5-1 9 21
9. St. Mucus Ooze 29-45-17 .412 75 5-5-3 8 3
10. FistCity CaPs 27-52-12 .363 66 5-5-3 2

 

THIS WEEK’S MATCHUPS:

(number denotes position in standings)

MATCHUP OF THE WEEK:

1- Legs vs. 6- Powers Rangers

REST OF THIS WEEK’S MATCHUPS:

5- DarkSideOfTheMoen vs. 10- FistCity CaPs
4- @GoftheInternet vs. 9- St. Mucus Ooze
8- Hamilton Tigers vs. 3- Quebec Nordiques
2- It’s The Flying V! vs. 7- GreatNessPerSonified

 

The UHF Tournament

The Ultimate Hockey Fighter Tournament – First Round

Welcome one and all. It is finally here, the beginning of the Ultimate Hockey Fighter Tournament. 32 of hockey’s best fighters square off in a single-elimination tournament to determine just who is the Ultimate Hockey Fighter.

In the last matchup, Mike Peluso was able to defeat Krys Barch and move on.

This week sees a Bored Hockey Fan favourite against a short but feisty Left Winger in the last of our first round matchups.

Torrie Robertson
LW CAN
Washington Capitals, Hartford Whalers, Detroit Red Wings
5’11″ 185 lbs
4×20 NHL Fights in a season
5×15 NHL Fights in a season
166 NHL Fights 20.8 FPY

Tie Domi
RW CAN
Toronto Maple Leafs, New York Rangers, Winnipeg Jets, Toronto Maple Leafs
5’10″ 207 lbs
6×20 NHL Fights in a season
11×15 NHL Fights in a season
278 NHL Fights 17.4 FPY

Why you should vote for Torrie Robertson:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yEe73Qz8GY[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92aH-d9QEpk[/youtube]

Why you should vote for Tie Domi:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avNNZ1dgnnQ[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g-8Jprm4ZU[/youtube]

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Edmonton Oilers

Who is the “Best” Young Oiler? (Editorial)

I was recently asked by a friend, “Who is the best young Oiler?” This is due to the fact I follow the team as a fan regularly. I decided to take up the challenge from my own take on the current roster, but to focus on the players I’ve seen more often than not this season. Yes, I realize I am omitting some significant talent in the club.
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